An upcoming charity golf tournament is jeopardized by Anisha's continuing conflicts with most of the group in the new episode "A Swing and a Diss." Meanwhile, the relationship between Kendrick and Anisha changes forever after his true feelings about her come out during a card party.
NFL Preseason Football
A pair of final preseason tune-ups are in store tonight for NFL Network viewers, starting with this tilt in Philadelphia between NIck Foles and the Eagles and Geno Smith and the New York Jets, two teams looking to improve on surprising 2013 campaigns. In the late contest, it's a battle of the haves and have-nots when Russell Wilson and the defending Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks visit the moribund Oakland Raiders and their new quarterback, ex-Texan Matt Schaub.
The Vampire Diaries
Elena (Nina Dobrev) and Stefan (Paul Wesley, who also directed the episode) have disturbing dreams about the life they might have had together. Grams (Jasmine Guy) warns Bonnie (Kat Graham) about changes on the Other Side. After giving Damon (Ian Somerhalder) some unsolicited relationship advice, Enzo (Michael Malarkey) confesses he's looking for a woman he loved long ago. Liv (Penelope Mitchell) spearheads an effort to track the Travelers in "Resident Evil."
Hollywood Game Night
NFL veteran Jerome Bettis is among the celebrity players in an episode that clearly gives the hour its title, "The Pittsburgh Steal-ers!" Michael Weatherly ("NCIS"), Lauren Graham ("Parenthood"), Joe Manganiello ("True Blood"), Gillian Jacobs ("Community") and Rita Wilson -- alias Mrs. Tom Hanks -- are the other personalities trying to help regular-citizen team captains win $25,000 through a series of games. Jane Lynch is the host.
Don't Be Tardy...
After stalling for as long as she could, Kim finally is forced to accept Kroy's challenge and face her intense phobia about camping in the new episode "Outward Bound." That doesn't mean she's going to go quietly, asking Shun to style her in over-the-top camo fashion while her husband tries to prepare the family for coping in the wild. Kroy may need some survival tips himself, accompanied as he is by two women, two teenagers and a toddler.
Genevieve (Elyse Levesque) asks Elijah (Daniel Gillies) for permission to celebrate a traditional feast day publicly with her coven. After disagreeing with Monique (Yasmine Al-Bustami) about what the ancestors want from them, Genevieve reveals her plan to increase the witches' power. Klaus (Joseph Morgan) suspects Elijah has an ulterior motive for restoring their home to its former glory. Phoebe Tonkin also stars in "The Big Uneasy."
One of the world's titans among violinists is featured in the new offering "Rejoice With Itzhak Perlman," in which he and Cantor Yitzchak Meir Helfgot offer new takes on traditional and liturgical selections. The music is presented in arrangements designed for chamber orchestras, as well as for klezmer renderings. Offering related comments are author-professor Elie Wiesel, Oscar winner Joel Grey ("Cabaret") and veteran singer-songwriter Neil Sedaka.
A rock star whom Rush (Tom Ellis) is treating introduces him to a hallucinogenic drug that drives the misbehaving doctor to a personal epiphany in the new episode "Because I Got High." Alex (Larenz Tate), meanwhile, gets a vivid taste of his buddy's hard-partying lifestyle when he takes a call on Rush's behalf. Elsewhere, Eve (Sarah Habel) notices personal effects are disappearing from her apartment. Laurie Fortier and Colin Cunningham guest star.
Welcome to Sweden
Amy Poehler -- an executive producer of this series and the sister of its star, Greg Poehler -- plays herself again in the new episode "Homesick/Lagom." She wants Bruce (Greg) to return to New York and help her with tax problems, forcing him to debate whether to leave Sweden. She enlists Aubrey Plaza (also playing herself again) to convince him to come back to America. Emma (Josephine Bornebusch) tries to help Bruce make his mark with Swedish celebrities.
Extreme Guide to Parenting
Staunch subscribers to a strong jiu jitsu lifestyle, Jen and Troi put most of their energy into training their four kids to be formidable warriors, but oldest daughter Leila wants to spend time exploring her passion for dance as well. Meanwhile, in another household, Darlene Brooks doesn't believe you get a second chance to make a good first impression in the new episode "The Highly Disciplined Warriors & the Total Package."
Working the Engels
Jenna (Kacey Rohl) second-guesses her recent life and career decisions in the new episode "Jenna's Presentation." Her invitation to speak at her former high school is withdrawn by a student (guest star Natalie Ganzhoen) who believes Jenna gave up on her potential. Ceil (Andrea Martin) dips a toe into the pool of online dating, with Sandy and Jimmy (Azura Skye, Benjamin Arthur) keeping close watch on how she fares.
The World's Wildest Commercials
A lot of ads potentially could qualify for this new special's title, but it basically amounts to 20 of them as host Chris Parnell ("Suburgatory") counts down the choices. Additional commercials also are presented -- and the danger for the show's actual sponsors is that viewers may not be able to discern which advertisements are meant to be merely for entertainment value, and which ones are intended to sell current products and services.