Last Man Standing
The end of a relationship often isn't easy, especially when it's one of the first times -- which is Eve's (Kaitlyn Dever) dilemma in the new episode "Eve's Romance." Actually, it seems to be a dilemma for others more than for her, since they offer her advice she maintains she doesn't need. Tim (Tim Allen) tries to give her a break by taking her along to watch Ed's (Hector Elizondo) new, giant television. Nancy Travis also stars.
Hart of Dixie
Lavon (Cress Williams) stages a talent show, aiming to help Lemon (Jaime King) solve her financial troubles, in the new episode "Red Dye No. 40." The plan may be thwarted by Lemon 's unanticipated illness -- and also by Shelby's (guest star Laura Bell Bundy) presence in the contest, which scares off potential entrants. Zoe and Wade (Rachel Bilson, Wilson Bethel) may have to come clean to others about the nature of their relationship.
A clash of teams moving in opposite directions might be considered the theme of tonight's ESPN doubleheader, which tips off in Miami. Dwyane Wade and the struggling Heat go up against Tyson Chandler and the Dallas Mavericks, who defeated them on Nov. 9, 105-96. Then in the nightcap, Goran Dragic and the fair-to-middling Phoenix Suns welcome in Derrick Rose and the Central Division-leading Chicago Bulls.
The Friars' Club Roast of Terry Bradshaw
From Phoenix, actor Joel McHale ("Community") hosts the former NFL quarterback and Hall of Famer, welcoming a panel of comics including Frank Caliendo, Howie Long, Lisa Lampanelli, Jim Norton, Jeff Ross and Erin Andrews. The event was taped Jan. 29 during a luncheon held at the Arizona Biltmore Hotel.
World's Funniest Fails
Many people believe they have the ability to entertain ... and some end up doing so in ways they didn't intend, particularly in the world of videos that go viral. Such segments are showcased in the new episode "Gotta Sing! Gotta Dance! Gotta Fail!," as host Terry Crews presents examples of wayward "talent." The one judged to miss the mark most epically will be deemed the show's Fail of the Week.
Being too ambitious with scientific experiments can lead to big problems, as several students discover for themselves in the new episode "A Whole World Out There." They find their way into another dimension, where a killer (guest star William Mapother, "Lost") lies in wait. At the behest of Manny (fellow "Lost" alum Harold Perrineau), John (Matt Ryan) goes to the university to try to help the endangered pupils. Jeremy Davies -- yes, he was on "Lost," too -- also guest stars.
The Heartbreak Kid
Not to be confused with the raunchy 2007 remake with Ben Stiller, this 1972 romantic comedy earned almost universal critical acclaim for its story of a callous salesman (Charles Grodin) who falls for an equally shallow but beautiful Midwestern beauty (Cybill Shepherd) on his Miami honeymoon, while his hapless wife (an Oscar-nominated Jeannie Berlin) is incapacitated by a serious sunburn. Eddie Albert also got an Oscar nod as Shepherd's suspicious father.
Kelly and Yolanda head to Fort Wayne, Ind., to investigate another heartbreaking cold case. This one dates to 1993, when a 29-year-old mother and her 6-year-old daughter were found strangled to death in their home. The duo calls on all their skills as they seek out the person behind this tragic double murder in the new episode "Mother Daughter Tragedy."
Much of Jason Bateman's adult acting career has found him playing perfectly nice guys who find themselves struggling with comically impossible situations. In this 2013 black comedy, however -- which also marked Bateman's directorial debut -- the actor stars as misanthropic 40-year-old middle-school dropout Guy Trilby, who finds a loophole that allows him to enter a national spelling bee for kids. Some darkly funny complications ensue. Kathryn Hahn and Allison Janney co-star.
Meeting with resistance upon suggesting Cristela (Cristela Alonzo) should pay more attention to her health, Daniela (Maria Canals-Barrera) maneuvers her into getting a checkup in the new episode "Hypertension." The scheme backfires, though, when the situation reveals Daniela is the one who should be taking better care of herself. Josh (Andrew Leeds) tries to show more initiative at the office, prompting Maddie (Justine Lupe) to interfere.
Mark Cuban definitely isn't impressed with one of the ideas presented in this new episode, since he pronounces it "horrible." Candidates for that response include former Paris residents who use a family recipe for beverages, and the New York-based creators of an ecology-appropriate pizza box. Also, Utah cousins present their concept for making cell phones sanitary. The biggest deal in the history of the show thus far gets an update.
Terry O'Quinn reunites with fellow "Lost" alumni Daniel Dae Kim and Jorge Garcia as he returns as Joe White in the new episode "La Poi'no" (Hawaiian for "Doomsday"). He joins Five-0 in the search for a kidnapping victim who s carrying a deadly strain of bird flu -- which the abductors know about and want to use for their own purposes. Anna Belknap, who had a long run as Lindsay on "CSI: NY," also guest stars. Alex O'Loughlin and Scott Caan star.