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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Spawned from a lab experiment gone awry, teenage terrapins Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael live in the sewers beneath New York. Although their rodent sensei, Splinter, advises against showing themselves above ground, the justice-loving, pizza-eating brothers can't stand idly by while evil Shredder and his minions terrorize the city. With help from intrepid reporter April O'Neil (Megan Fox) and her cameraman (Will Arnett), the Turtles set out to save New York.

Genre: Action, Comedy
Length: 101 min.
Rating: PG-13
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Movie Details

Cast: Megan Fox, Will Arnett, William Fichtner, Danny Woodburn, Abby Elliott, Noel Fisher, Jeremy Howard, Pete Ploszek, Alan Ritchson, Minae Noji, Whoopi Goldberg, Tohoru Masamune
Directed by: Jonathan Liebesman
Produced by: Michael Bay, Andrew Form, Brad Fuller, Galen Walker, Scott Mednick, Ian Bryce
Official Site: http://www.teenagemutantninjaturtlesmovie.com/

Movie Review

FILM REVIEW: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
By Roger Moore
McClatchy Newspapers
2 stars

The "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" franchise earns a Michael Bay-produced 3-D reboot that spares no expense in special effects and spares no decibels in the volume that is the soundtrack to all their new mayhem.

These digitally animated supersize turtles have real-world presence and weight, stomping onto the scene like teenagers who haven't learned to do anything quietly. Their brawls with trigger-happy foes from the Foot Clan are a blur of body blows and bullets. Their wisecracks are up-to-date, their love of pizza unabated.

Their human friend is a fluff-friendly TV reporter played by Megan Fox. So, yeah, Bay gave this production the full "Transformers" treatment. It's entirely too violent, but the teenage turtles armed with ninja swords, knives and nunchucks have always been violent, from their origins in the 1980s comic books to assorted TV series and the films of the '90s and an animated flop of 2007.

The new film, directed by Jonathan Liebesman ("Battle Los Angeles"), quickly and gracefully handles the back story -- a lab experiment and a fire -- and puts shapely TV reporter April O'Neil (Fox) on their case right from the start.

The Foot Clan, led by the mysterious megalomaniac Shredder (voiced by Danny Woodburn), is trying to take over New York. But these masked vigilantes keep foiling its plans.

April starts to piece together a puzzle that points to her own past, the man her scientist father was in business with (William Fichtner) and the "mutagen" and other chemicals they were toying with.

The heroes are masked ninjas, mutant turtles who grew huge, learned English and trained in martial arts with the inscrutable rat, Splinter (voiced by Tony Shalhoub). Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo only occasionally act like teenagers, usually in their banter.

"Did you tell her his name?"

"Maybe she's clairvoyant!"

"Maybe she's a Jedi!"

April cannot convince her boss (Whoopi Goldberg) that she's not crazy. And her on-the-make cameraman (Will Arnett, toned down and not nearly funny enough) is also a hard sell regarding these "heroes on a half-shell."

So, they're aliens?"

"No. That would be stupid."

The animated rat has a much bigger role in this film than is usual for this series, and the animators give Splinter a few cute tricks to pull off, as well as an Asian martial arts master's long, thin goatee.

The action beats are bigger and better than they've ever been in a Ninja Turtle film: brawls, shootouts, a snowy car-and-truck chase with big explosions.

But in between those scenes is an awful lot of chatter and exposition. For a film that aims younger (save for the die-hards who grew up with this franchise), that's deadly dull.

And Fox, emoting as if her "comeback" depended on this, plays it all straight, which tends to rob the film of needed playfulness. The turtle brothers are somewhat less distinct as character "types" -- the tech nerd, the angry rebel, the boy on the make, the leader. Among the voice actors playing the Project Renaissance turtle brothers, only Johnny Knoxville (as Leonardo) stands out: "Oh look, he's doing his Batman voice!"

So even though they did justice to this beloved franchise, there's nothing here that won't be forgotten by the time you've gotten home -- after you stopped for pizza on the way.

MPAA rating: PG-13 (for sci-fi action violence)

Running time: 1:40.

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